ruskyhusky ([info]ruskyhusky) wrote,
@ 2008-10-21 00:32:00
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Entry tags:angst, anime, corset, emo, greg, gregory, gzak, maniac, rank, rankmaniac, zak

gzak is a rankmaniac!!!
I have an assigment to get this page to be the highest result in Google search for the keyword "rankmaniac", so if you have the means to post a link on your page to this page with the word "rankmaniac" in the text, please do so, you'd be helping me boost my ranking in the Google search results. I'm also competing against the rest of the class, so the more the merrier.


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[info]peau_de_soie
2008-10-21 05:28 am UTC (link)
What is RankManiac? Tell me more about this RankManiac business please. Does RankManiac go well with chips and salsa? What type of cheese would you prefer with RankManiac? Is there a Wikipedia on RankManiac ? There should be a wikipedia on RankManiac. I suggest you go make one right now, young RankManiac. At least Encyclopedia Dramatica or Uncyclopedia should have a page on RankManiac . Come on boy, work harder or you'll never be the RankManiac you were meant to be! It is your destiny to be a RankManiac. You sillypants, you. ASS WEASELS INVADING YOUR ANUS.

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[info]kittiethedragon
2008-10-21 05:40 pm UTC (link)
But does RankManiac go well with Fondue? Does RankManiac charge Lithium batteries on a Lightsaber? Can RankManiac be any geekier than RankManiac? Would RankManiac look sexy in leather? Does RankManiac do liquid Latex? I wonder if any RankManiacs know about Futanari? (Don't google that, you RankManiac). I wonder if anyone from Gaia Online knows about RankManiac. It seems like a quantum problem, but one cannot discount RankManiac from the precepts of basic Constitutional Law. RankManiac stands with the people on Abortion, Gay Marriage, Gun Control, the (Second) 2nd Amendment, Healthcare, the Economic Crisis, and food poisoning. Ron Paul, John McCain, Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, and Joe Biden all voted for RankManiac. RankManiac is truly bipartisan. RankManiac has shown up on 4chan. RankManiac will boost your stimulus check enough to buy an xBox, PS2, PS3, Wii, or 360. RankManiac took the red pill. The Denver Post fears RankManiac.

RankManiac even kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass–it was the Ultimate Showdown for Ultimate Destiny.

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